Nov 30, 2008
Jump
Nov 29, 2008
Space Work
Nov 28, 2008
Best Buy
How can an item be, "sold out online." It's hard to be sold out of something in the digital realm guys. This is such an transparent ploy to get me into a brick and mortar Best Buy. Maybe I'll just surf on over to Circuit City, Costco, Wal-Mart, Sam's Club, or Target! I hope you understand I have other options Best Buy. I don't need your games!
Nov 27, 2008
Planning
Nov 26, 2008
Stop
Ordering
Nov 25, 2008
Faulkner
I want to create a series of, seemingly, unrelated scenes. I want to challenge an audience; they must make connections (if any) amongst scenes. I want to start a show at a dead sprint and dare the audience catch up. I want to work with people who listen, care, and support everything I do, because I will do the same for them. And, my teammates can't ever apologize for what they add to a scene.
I felt channeling our consciousness on stage would be the ideal way to reach these goals, and Faulkner was born. Friday night I formed a team of EJ, Jason and myself, reviewed my goals, and then performed hours later. It was phenomenal! People really loved both our performances Friday and Saturday.
It was so rewarding to succeed at something you so passionately believe in. EJ and Jason made me better in the show, and I made them better. The feeling of support was indescribable, it made me want to help them. It was a great moment in improv for me.
I hope everyone feels that unwavering support from someone in life. It's worth writing about.
Nov 24, 2008
Haunting
It's too much detail. Suspense/Horror needs to be ambiguous and foreboding, and not sound like a Google map. Spend your time thinking of something terrifying, and Connecticut doesn't send a shiver down m' spine.
Refloat
My doc, (who shall remain nameless despite my desire to punch him in his oops-I-couldn't-get-the-first-incesion-right-let's-cut-into-that-eye-again face), says my eye suffered an allergic reaction during the first surgery, which is the root of these problems. Didn't know an eye could have an allergic reaction to LASIK? Neither did I. Doc was shocked too, informing me he's seen it only once in over ten thousand LASIK procedures.
Lucky me.
Now, prior to surgery he has me on multiple meds, hoping it'll alleviate the reaction. That's all we can do, cross our fingers and hope. And, I am hoping, because I'd rather be waterboarded then lie in absolute darkness again feeling that pain completely alone. I just wanted to rip my eye out.
The worst part is knowing it might happen again, and I can't do anything.
Thanks for letting me whine!
Nov 23, 2008
Tithe
Nov 21, 2008
Poster
Advertising
Oh urinalvertising! I guess Hooters is a great place to discover if one suffers from erectile dysfunction. I wonder if this company will get any Hooter's patrons.
"How did you hear about us?"
"While peeing."
"Oh."
Oh another note entirely, "bladder" is an amusing word if said enough. Bladder!
Nov 20, 2008
Always Sunny
Abort
Nov 19, 2008
Anonymous Comments Approved
Teeth
And, like a diamond in the rough, I discovered Teeth is one of the watchable thousands. Since hearing about the premise of this movie months ago, a girl finds a particular part of her anatomy, specific to women, lined with teeth (ie: her vjay has canines), I've been wanting to see this film.
I'm watching it now, it's the first movie I'm watching with this service. A huge archive of films available and I opt for Teeth. I'm sure it means something, but I don't have time to analyze myself; I'm busy watching a guy get his penis "bitten" off!
P.S. It's actually a pretty sophisticated movie, with a lot to say about nuclear energy, gender equality, and sex versus love. I know I didn't present it like that...but all that stuff is there. I swear. Now, back to rapist who lost his penis.
Cops
Soap
Nov 18, 2008
Gifts
Blankets by Craig Thompson
Watchmen by Alan Moore
Bone by Jeff Smith
Goodbye Chunky Rice by Craig Thompson
Preacher by Garth Ennis
Box office Poison by Alex Robinson
Fun Home by Alison Bechdel
Sleepwalk by Adrien Tomine
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
Assumptions
I'm listening to the classical radio station ASCAP Concert on iTunes, and they just began playing a song called "Gay Gorillas." I imagined a piece called "Gay Gorillas" would have brass, but shows what I know! It's all piano and woodwinds!
Nov 16, 2008
Shopping
Today
Nov 15, 2008
Home Depot
Dollar Menu
Bump, right?
Nov 14, 2008
Nov 13, 2008
Stock
Everyone dumping.
Everything.
What once looked like a steal, Capitol Source Inc (CSE) at $6.50, was morphing into a nightmare, bottoming today at $4.50. That's, ahem, a 30% loss on investment in 4 days (I'm tearing up)! But, it's darkest before the dawn (which, as saying go, I still don't quite get)! Today, in afternoon trading, CSE rocketed northwards of 15%. Huzzah (I'm tearing up again)!
Next time I talk the exciting world of investing, I'll warn you at the outset.
P.S. CSE is still at a killer price. If you have money, buy it. Seriously, you'll thank me. It's my good dead for the day.
Sunny Night
I'm gonna rise up/ I'm gonna kick a little ass/ I'm gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A./ I'm gonna climb a mountain/ I'm gonna sew a flag/ I'm gonna fly on an eagle/ I'm gonna kick some butt/ I'm gonna drive big trucks/ I'm gonna rule this world/ I'm gonna kick some ass/ I'm gonna rise up/ Gonna kick a little ass/ Rock on flyin' eagle!
Makes me laugh every time.
Nov 12, 2008
Deadwood
DEPEND
Nov 11, 2008
Intervention
Nutritionist
I'll be getting insights like, "stop eating," gratis.
Nov 10, 2008
Exhibit A
You can lead an idiot to mold, but you can't make him clean.
Nov 9, 2008
Inspiration?
On a side note, Higher Love was featured in Always Sunny in Philadelphia this week, which made me wonder if that inspired todays choice. A church that gets its cues from Always Sunny? Questionable inspiration indeed!
Stress
Nov 8, 2008
Adventure
Nov 7, 2008
Great Line
Great Song
P.S. I can't get into Womanizer.
Kiss
Nov 6, 2008
My Bro
Realization
Ladies, you're on notice.
Nov 5, 2008
Friday Night Lights
Leaving
Nov 4, 2008
Jelly Belly
Soft Focus
P.S. Why a burly guy? Because, only a muscular dude could hold me down and coat my eyes in vasoline. In my head it makes sense. A more important question, why am I thinking of a dude on top of me? These questions deserve consideration.