New Day

Truth is...I'm fat! (push button for dramatic effect)

I took a picture of myself a few weeks ago:

I didn't like what I saw. Who would? I need to make a change. I did. Nutrisystem. Nutrisystem is for the lazy. In fact, Nutrisystem is an anagram for Emir Tuns Sty, which translated from Latin means "You need us tubby." That's actually a lie, Nutrisystem isn't an anagram. It's a box of food. Every 4 weeks they send you pre packaged meals. You eat them, in addition to fruits and vegetables, and you lose weight. That's the idea. I'm on week three. It's going well.

At the beginning, however, it wasn't good. It was a hungry hell. I went from consuming roughly 4600 calories a day to nibbling a bare 1500. My body was not happy. It was the Apocalypse. Where once there were plenty of sugar, fat, and salt, there was now fruits, vegetables, and fiber water. I went to bed early to escape the hunger and temptation to eat.

And, I'm doing this all for Jay Sean:

Let me explain....

TO BE CONTINUED!

Define the Term

I was greeted with the opportunity to improve my "higher math" on my Xbox 360 a few days ago. I realized, however, they seem to think "higher math" means "addition."

I guess this is one way to make your users seem super smart.

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Annual Sit to Feed the Hungry

What are you doing Thanksgiving morning? Enjoying your warm bed? Well, change of plans! Join Mi Thoughts and MAYHEM improv and participate in Sit to Feed the Hungry. Sit to Feed is a fundraiser coinciding with Run to Feed the Hungry. It's an alternative for all those who want to raise money for the Sacramento food Bank, but don't want to run. A 10K in the chilly morning? No thanks. Find out more about this great event at their website:

If you're interested in joining us, bring a check made out to Sacramento Food Bank. They're also offering nifty shirts. Class up that wardrobe with a $10 cotton tee. You'll look spiff in your charitable purchase.