About

You want to know about me? Well, you'll notice a fella to your left drinking out of a Yeager bottle. That's me! Classy! That pic was snapped about 4 years ago, and I still use it, because it's probably the best one that exists of me. Then again, the pic selections of me are pretty sparse. I avoid pics for the most part, because deep down, I don't really want a record I existed. I've discussed that in therapy. As of yet, no conclusions as to why.

You're probably thinking, "If you want nary a record you existed, why blog?" Excellent question! And, kudos for using 'nary.' Such an abandoned word. I blog because I enjoy making people laugh. Don't you agree? Making someone smile feels so damn good. If I've given you a second of laughter, then I'm quite content. Some people have dozens of goals in life, mine is pretty simple: make people laugh.

If you have any suggestions for this blog, feel free to email me. I'd love to hear from you.

Oh, wow. I got all rambly about pictures and existence I jumped right over the "About Me" basics. If you wanted those, here you go:

Name:  Paul
Location: Sacramento, CA
Likes: Improv, reading, tennis, racquetball
Dislikes: Small talk and spiders