Soft Focus

Post LASIK, and I have been told this could last for weeks, I am dealing with the halo effect around objects. Imagine some burly guy smearing vasoline on your eyes and then telling you to look around; it's like that. It's like living within a Spielberg movie.

P.S. Why a burly guy? Because, only a muscular dude could hold me down and coat my eyes in vasoline. In my head it makes sense. A more important question, why am I thinking of a dude on top of me? These questions deserve consideration.