May 18, 2009


My fellow gym patrons, please wipe down the machine with a towel. A clean towel! A sweaty towel combined with a sweaty machine makes more sweat, and a weird mutated combination of sweat at that. It's like two people having sex makes more people...not less.

It's not my strongest simile...but that'll do.

(I just wrote "that'll do," and my last post included a picture of Babe! Methinks my subconscious is at work.)

(I just wrote the word "is," and I used the same word in a post six months ago. My subconscious is, indeed, at work.)


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