Soothing

I hate words like "ginormous" and "chillax." I don't know when combining words became in vogue, but I want it unvogued, hung, shot, set on fire, and buried under a thick cememt tablet. If you ever use those words, and I immediately look frozen, rest assured it's because I value our friendship and I'm trying to do everything within my power not to punch you in the face.

Having said that, I realized if you combine "hate" and "love" you get "have." You can't have without love and hate! Ha! That's poetry.