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Dec 23, 2008

Soothing

I hate words like "ginormous" and "chillax." I don't know when combining words became in vogue, but I want it unvogued, hung, shot, set on fire, and buried under a thick cememt tablet. If you ever use those words, and I immediately look frozen, rest assured it's because I value our friendship and I'm trying to do everything within my power not to punch you in the face.

Having said that, I realized if you combine "hate" and "love" you get "have." You can't have without love and hate! Ha! That's poetry.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You totally fucked me over in regards to tif. I also value our friendship so i will not punch you in the face.

Mi Thoughts said...

I smoothed things over. I value you valuing this friendship.

Brittani M said...

LOL good blog

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