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Nov 19, 2009

The Road....of Death!

The freeway is unusually empty. This is creepy. I expect zombies to appear on the horizon any second. They'll charge towards me, and I'll e-brake. As I steady the car with my right hand, I'll use my left to level a double barreled shotgun at the undead. I'll protect what's left of humanity with a torrent of bullets.

It'll be quite the spectacle, and finally, driving with a shotgun in hand pays off.

1 comments:

Joel said...

You forgot to say that as you e-brake, you will also update your blog with your left hand

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