Going Down

I like sharing my thoughts, and documenting douchebags. This balding d-bag refused to turn off his Blackberry during the flight. He literally scoffed when I asked. He followed up with a smirk and rebuff, "do you really think it's going to do anything? He pocketed the phone, and we didn't talk.

Look, turning off a phone is a precaution. Let's adhere to all those rules that keep us from plummeting out of the heavens and towards an explosion that'll send us right back to heaven. Well, I'm confident you won't be heading to heaven you d-bag. In fact, you're probably going to rocket off to Hell. I'm crossing my fingers you're bunking with a rapist in Hell.