Nov 20, 2009


A close friend recently purchased a new house, and the interior is bare. White. Everywhere. It feels like walking around an insane asylum without the padded walls.I'd go nuts. I'm sure they're going nuts. I'm calling daily to monitor their sanity.

When I buy a house I'm going to hire graffiti artists to tag the inside of my house. They can do whatever they want t the walls. In the end, they get a chance to practice and I'll get some hip wall art. I'll turn this:

Into this:

I missed my calling. I belong on HG tv.


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