Austin Affair

If you ever plan on conducting an affair within Austin, may I suggest you sin at the "Austin Motel," home of the neon penis

I learned a great many historical facts while vacationing in Austin, but I suspect in 5 years one of the few things I'll remember is this cocktacular sign.

(Did I actually park my car, step into the street, raise my camera and snap a picture of this ten foot monstrosity? Yes.)