Absalom, Absalom!

Did you know the chorus of Christina Milan's Dip it Low is:

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"


I always thought it was:

I'ma show you how to make your man stay.

I thought Christina was teaching us to bang our way to monogamy. A how-to manual on making a relationship last. I like my version better.