I hate ofice small talk because it's a quick reminder my life is pizzazzless. Every Monday, ineveitably, somone asks, "good weekend?" I suppose I could thoughtlessly respond, "yes!" But, that's such a lie. The good weekend question, is a good reminder of uneventful days.
Of course, having said that, I did have a wonderful weekend.
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What do you really think normal people at your office do on the weekend? Seriously? Are they performing for audiences that applaud them? Are they having dinner at some of best places in town. Do they get invited to some of the coolest parties and clubs? No...they don't. You do...but they don't. No, instead those people in your office yell at their kids to go play outside instead of playing video games, or they walk the dog, or the trim the grass, or they paint the shed. You see what's happening here? I'm showing that those people have pizzazzless lives. Even your uneventful days are usually filled with excitement. Whether it's a rehearsal, class, performance or dinner with friends...I'm sure it was much more exciting than eating hamburger helper with the kids on Saturday night.
Why don't you stop being an ass and be honest with the people you meet? When someone asks how your weekend went on Monday, let you be the one who says, "I had a fucking killer show and people loved it." See, now they respect you because they envy you. Everyone wishes they could be like Mr. Burke.
Who is this?
Stalk-er.
You are fresh as fucking fuck anonymous number one. Fuck PB. He fucking thinks just because he has a ton of money he can belittle the working class stiff. I say it is time for a fucking revolution and you should lead it!!
Dear Elliot...I mean Anon 2. You're a terrible human being.
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