Dark City

I'm not dating anyone, which means I don't have to impress anyone, which means I don't have to clean this apartment for anyone, which means I'm not dating anyone. It's a vicious cycle.

On the off chance someone unexpectedly comes over, I'll tell them the place was recently ransacked by marauders. I'll get sympathy, and have used the terrific phrase ransacked by marauders. I'll check that off by Bucket List.