Jan 3, 2009

The Big Combo

I use a world map shower curtain, and I highly recommend it. Ever morning I wake up, step into the shower, and immediately, I'm happier. Because, when I look at the shower curtain, I realize my penis dwarfs the Congo.

It's like Independence Day, but I'm the shadow-casting UFO.

Coffee may boost your energy, but seeing your penis rival a countries size boosts the ego, and that's a great way to start the day.


Micaela said...

Only the Congo? Shouldn't it dwarf at least Australia?

Rebecca said...

Oh Paul.

That's all I can say.

And that I'm happy you're at a place in your life where talking about your penis is comfortable. I could use a side-kick while teaching sex education! However, you cannot talk about your OWN penis- just in the context of people in general.

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