Angst essen Seele auf ("Ali: Fear Eats the Soul")

For those of you who might feel I'm a bit cheap, here's some ammo for your argument. After losing my sunglasses last weekend to a rogue urinal, I've been sporting these frames.


Well, technically, they're still frames. I've been treating my eyes, one of the most vital organs I have, to a crippled, one-armed pair of glasses. While driving I have to cock my head to keep them on. I don't even know if they have 100% UV protection, I assume they do.