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Jan 18, 2009

13 Conversations About One Thing

I just burnt myself with onion rings. There's no way I can make that sound sexy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were playing a makeshift game of horse shoes?

Mi Thoughts said...

Dear Anonymous-
I have reviewed your statement multiple times, and I can't understand it. I desperately want too. Don't worry, I blame myself for not getting it. How do onion rings and horse shoes go together?

Sincerely-
Paul

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoes

Replace the horse shoes with onion rings and the metal pole with, well, another pole and....

Tah da! A sexy make-shift game of horse shoes. Geez, must I do everything around here?

Mi Thoughts said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! Got it.

Brandon said...

can I have the few seconds of my life BACK that I just wasted reading anonymous's comment...

Mi Thoughts said...

Hey, hey! Be nice.

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