Some Perspective Needed

I was perusing Yelp (which I highly recommend), and came across the following review.:

"I found this salon on Yelp and I've been meaning to write a review for over a year. I've been putting it off because I'm selfish, I was afraid everyone would discover how talented Odessa is and then she would be too busy to see me when I roll into town. Well, I was punished for it because she was hit by a car and couldn't work for a few months and I didn't get to see her anyway."

Tell me...did anything seem...oh...I don't know...a bit crass in that review. Any I-lack-perspective statements discovered? Here's the statement again, the italics are my own:

"I found this salon on Yelp and I've been meaning to write a review for over a year. I've been putting it off because I'm selfish, I was afraid everyone would discover how talented Odessa is and then she would be too busy to see me when I roll into town. Well, I was punished for it because she was hit by a car and couldn't work for a few months and I didn't get to see her anyway."

Way to go Odessa! You have a lot of nerve ruining this reviewers salon trips! Maybe next time you can learn how to jump out of the way! You can't dodge a few tons of metal charging towards you? Wow. You may have been crushed by a car Odessa, but this reviewer, who has to tolerate another stylist while your body mends, clearly got the worst of this accident.