I'm Involved with Parks and Sex Offenders

With the scribbling of my signature, I've changed the world.

I signed a petition to increase the mandatory sentance for sex offenders. That's right! I agreed to an increasing the distance between a sex offender and nearby parks. This will help a great deal, because now the sex offender will have to walk another mile or so to sexually offend someone at a park. Two things could result from these walks:

1. Sex offenders become physically fit, and we can more easily spot them. Stay away from healthy individuals, they're likely child touchers! Room with fat, unhealthy sloths, because you know they're not joggin to parks and exposing themselves to Billy on the monkey bars.

2. Sex offenders, so consumed with an urge to offend make the long trek to park, and upon reaching the park are to tired to show their penis to anyone. The law will exhaust the offender into obedience.

Either way, the streets are a little safer, and I made difference.