Tea Time

As a quarantined biohazard, the doctor feels I might have strep, swine flu, or both, I have a lot of time alone, time to think. A friend suggested I drink Jasmine tea to relieve my sore throat. It occurred to me there's a dearth of manly teas in the market place.

Tea companies! Tap that elusive man market. Pack store shelves with names like Bench Press tea, Shotgun tea, and One Night Stand tea ("a tablet of Plan B in every cup"). Dudes'll buy that.