I'm about to meet a friend and realized in the morning hubbub I forgot to brush my teeth. Frantically searching the car for a breath masker I found Altoids. I took enough to bring down a bull rhino. That really doesn't make sense, but it sounds more impressive then, "I took so many I sneezed a whole lot. Hyuck!"
No good sentence begins or ends with, hyuck. Not even that one.
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