When You Are Engulfed in Flames

I was living in a cartoon this morning. I had one of those comical double takes complete with the bulging eyes. I saw a van with those stickers on the back, one for every member of the family. You've seen them:


Well, I didn't see three, or four stickers. I saw this:



I squinted and did the math for you. You're welcome. Trece! Assuming it's a nuclear family, that means 11 kids. Wow. That poor wife. And, poor husband. An extra stitch for daddy? If you want to keep your husband around you will (I'm joking...or am I?) (Answer key).

It was a Duggar family in training...right in my neighborhood!