Remember the 1971 film version of Williy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in which Verunca Salt is dumped into the trash incinerator when an Eggdicator determines she's a bag egg? All movie theater should come with a modified version of the Eggdicator, installed below every seat.
I hate people who talk during movies. And, I don't hate that they talk, I hate them. Common courtesy! There should be a decibel threshold, and when you cross that your seat disposes of you, like Veruca.
We have the technology! Do it. Or, I will. I'll fill that niche in the market.
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