Jun 4, 2009

Taking Back Sunday

Remember the 1971 film version of Williy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in which Verunca Salt is dumped into the trash incinerator when an Eggdicator determines she's a bag egg? All movie theater should come with a modified version of the Eggdicator, installed below every seat.

I hate people who talk during movies. And, I don't hate that they talk, I hate them. Common courtesy! There should be a decibel threshold, and when you cross that your seat disposes of you, like Veruca.

We have the technology! Do it. Or, I will. I'll fill that niche in the market.


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