Jun 9, 2009

Protest the Hero

I'm wearing shorts to my annual physical, because pants would be extra cloth, and I want that scale to read as low as possible.


Anonymous said...

do you have an easy access zipper, so the doctor can get intimate with you. don't make him feel through the shorts, that's just impolite.

Paul said...

I always wear tear away shorts to the doctor's office.

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