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Jun 9, 2009

Protest the Hero


I'm wearing shorts to my annual physical, because pants would be extra cloth, and I want that scale to read as low as possible.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you have an easy access zipper, so the doctor can get intimate with you. don't make him feel through the shorts, that's just impolite.

Paul said...

I always wear tear away shorts to the doctor's office.

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