If you plan on breaking up with a fat guy, may I suggest doing it at a restaurant, and saying "it's over," as he finishes the meal. Why? Because, you're leaving the guy, and at the very least you can do him a favor.
He'll associate the feeling of full with heartbreak, and everyone hates that feeling, so he won't stuff himself ever again. Well, theoretically. A few women may have to dump him as he cleans his plate for the stuffed/heartbreak link to take effect.
Then again, if you're breaking up with your man because he's a jerk (it happens!), break up with him when he's hungry. With some luck he'll fear hunger, and eat himself to death. Don't feel bad though, he was awful.
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