Jun 18, 2009

The Hold Steady

Don't believe people who say, "the human body loves exercise," because the body hates it. It loathes exercise, and if it suspects you're trying to sneak in a workout, beware! It will punish you. It will make you sweat and smell bad, or cramp, or chafe, or vomit.

Oh, yes. Stay on your couch, and respect what your body really wants; a sedentary lifestyle.


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