Taipan

I'm studying accounting... which is hard. Accounting isn't that tough, but keeping my mind from wandering is. For instance, I read about Contra Assets today. Contra Assets? Contra? The phrase got me thinking about my 8-bit Nintendo days, playing for hours in my cousin's den. I began to wonder what an accounts version of Contra would look like. I imagined a boss called Calculator firing dollar signs at the hero. Something like this:


I gots me a wanderin' mind.