Blowfish

I feel like I'm doing something illegal these days when I listen to Chris Brown, as if I'm doing cocaine in the car. Am I'm supporting an abuser?

Friend: What the hell are you doing?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm hooked on the Brown. I've got the hunger.
Friend: Stop it!
Me: I know. I know. He hit that woman.
Friend: Her names Rihanna.
Me: They're all the same to me.
Friend: What?! Black people are all the same to you? You son of a bitch!
Me: No. God no. I mean woman I don't have a chance with. They're all the same to me.
Friend: Oh. You mean 51% of the world population.
Me: You son of a bitch!