Jelly Fish

I've been doing some deep thinking, and here are the results:

When you get drunk you should have your regular phone taken away and in it's place given an Etch A Sketch phone. The Etch A Sketch phone can send pictures and texts, like a regular phone. However, the pictures and texts must be drawn with the Etch A Sketch. It'll save you the embarrassment of sending inappropriate texts and pictures, because while I (I mean....someone else) can easily photograph and text drunk, our motor skills are a mess. Everything would come out squibbles. Your unintelligible messages would be a godsend, keeping your morning after shame to a minimum.