Want to take it to the man? Good, me too. Here's what were gonna do. A few days ago I bought a hat and was strong armed into buying a Club Card (by strong armed I mean a hot employee asked, "would you like to be a member of the Passport Club," and I thought, "whatever you think is best hottie.")
Membership gets you 20% all future purchases, but membership into this elite club is $5. Times are tough! We don't all have $5 lying around. We, do, however, have the internet lying around, and one can snag 20% all online purchases too.
Let's share this card. If you need to cover up a bald spot, need gang colors, or think you'd look smashing in a fedora, let me know, and I can give you the club card number. That, I believe, is digitally taking it to the man.
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