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Apr 24, 2009

Ultimate Spider-Man

I'm lookin' for a masseuse. If you know a good one, please, do tell. My body insists if I don't get one they're going to start shutting down my organs. Oh body, you always know just what to say! Anyways, while cruising the Sacramento offerings, I found this advertisement:

Baby toucher instructor!

I suppose you hire a masseuse for your kid if you're just to busy to hold your child. "Mommy's to busy to love you today."

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Are you looking for a happy ending, too?

Mi Thoughts said...

No. I hear if I drive down Fulton those are pretty easy to find.

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