I couldn't find the damn salsa at the grocery store, and then it hit me, food should to be organized by color. Red aisle, blue aisle, green aisle, etc. Bam! I'd have no problem finding my deliious Pace then.
I ran the idea by a friend who scoffed. "Where would you put tide?," she chided, "by the Salsa too?" Oh, to be chided! Offensive! But, to be wrongly chided! That's criminal!
You see, if we are to sort by color, we must look past the packaging and to the product itself. Tide packaing: red. Tide product: is white. "So no, it won't go near the salsa," I said, breaking out the smug. Oh, I can do smug!
(I'm catering to my exclamation point loving audience)
2 comments:
I bet she wouldn't have "chided" had you explained your proposal for color-coded isles a in a tad more detail.
And how! :)
"And how!" Is my great phrase! Phrase pilferer. Get your own! And...I explained them quite well. I take no blame, but I do pass it around liberally to others.
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