Brett's getting closer to finding his one and only true love....for the third time. How did he charm those three final lasses? An intimate swamp boat ride over gator infested waters.
I thought to myself, I will never take that ride. Gators eat living things...like living people...and you're suggesting I tear across their habitat at 30mph with nothing but thin aluminum foil betwixt my doughy body and their bone crushing jaws? No. Thank. You.
The alligator is a member of the family Monster, genus Nightmare. I'll stay away.
2 comments:
Uhh, it's Bret with one "T." Some fan you are.
I'm a fan of the classy ladies on the show. I try to look past Bret't'.
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