I just hired a grandmother off of Craigslist to clean my apartment tomorrow morning. What a steal! With 35 years experience, she's only charging $55 for 4 hours.
I'm going to feel pretty pathetic watching an old woman clean this place while I work on the computer. She is arriving at 8am. Should I offer her a beverage. A bottle of Ensure?
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So you're the reason my grandma just e-mailed me to say she can't meet me for breakfast cause she's cleaning some lazy guys apartment? Thanks Paul for ruining my breakfast plans.
Well...you're granny is about to be $55 richer. Maybe that blame should be thanks. She'll be able to afford living.
I never really met you but I look at you differently now. LOL (Smile)
Have I come across more charming? I'll imagine that's what you mean.
You read my mind ! You are Soooo charming!!! (you can't tell, however my response is really sarcastic, in fact, I'm rolling my eyes!)
Dude, that's just plain LAZY!
P.S. What if this grandma turns out to be a crazy psycho who will take your worldly possessions and your virtue?
Heck, she might even swipe your coveted DS. That would be heartbreaking.
If she steals my DS I'll kick her walker out from under her.
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