I've been informed my breath is rank. I brushed my teeth this morning, so this breath must be particularly offensive to overcome a vigorous scrubbing. Awwwwww.....
No time to dawdle!
I took immediate action and bought a Diet Pepsi and a package of Fruit Snacks from the vending machine. The way I see it, the acid in the Pepsi will shake loose the bacteria in my mouth. The bacteria, floating around and scared, will attach to the soft gummy fruit snacks and be swallowed. The mouth is now bacteria free. Problem solved. It's science.
4 comments:
you may want to read this before you start theorizing...
http://www.curesforbadbreath.com/news/aspartame-and-bad-breath/
did you run out of toothpase again? you know they have these things called drug stores that you can visit and they sell all different brands.
Also...rinsing with Hydrogen Peroxide twice daily will help you tremendously. Seriously...
Oh...my....god!
I drink diet soda all the time.
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