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Mar 20, 2009

They Hunger


Does anyone else smell Chinese Chicken Salad when they sweat? Should I be concerned? Is that the sign of an impending stroke?

It's odd, but I think I smell delicious.

6 comments:

Rebecca said...

How much junk food are you eating? Soda/diet soda? You have a lot of ICK in your body, escaping through your pores. I would suggest healthy eating and should resolve the problem. If not, you may have an abnormal growth of bacteria. Sweat doesn't smell, it's the bacteria in your body that causes odor. Try a dermatologist. :)

Mi Thoughts said...

You're suggesting I do something that keeps me from smelling so good?

And, here I thought you were a friend. If anything, I should increase my soda consumption. :)

Anonymous said...

maybe that's why your last girlfriend dumped you. you're more concerned about food than you are about your own hygiene.

Mi Thoughts said...

Turlock! You're back. Did you know you looked at my page 29 times in the last 24 hours?

I missed you too :).

Rebecca said...

Paul Paul Paul. What happened to my health conscious friend that was getting a healthy lifestyle 3 years ago? I was so proud! Now you embrace the unhealthy again, like it will give you long-lasting comfort, love, and attention. Alas, Paul, stinky icky food and stinky icky pits will not a girl get, but rather an infestation of some sort.

Mi Thoughts said...

I sleep on a bed of Ding Dongs, and heckle joggers as they pass by my window. It's my lifestyle choice.

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