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Feb 19, 2009

Right Whale

This blog is like a comfy couch in a therapist's office from where I dump my most peculiar thoughts on you. Unsuspecting readers!

Like so:

When I see an attractive woman carrying her baby, I instinctively imagine what her face must have looked like while giving birth. The result is always the same; the gorgeous face becomes contorted, and gross. My mind is smearing mud on everything that's beautiful.

This means something, but hell if I know. I'm a communication major, which means I was taught to ace Scantron tests, and say "hello" passive aggressively.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It means you find attractive women intimidating and out of your league so you like to knock them down a few notches by imagining them with less-than attractive facial expressions so that they seem more to your level and approachable.

Mi Thoughts said...

My level? That's a little offensive. Well, actually....now that I think about it...very offensive.

Anonymous said...

im just analyzing your psychosis not the factual elements of your thoughts.

Anonymous said...

*different anon*....you are the one making comments about fat singers and such.... like do you think you are super crazy hot or something?

Mi Thoughts said...

Dear Diff Anon...you need to reread my post. I never once commented about how physically attractive the singer was. Yes, she's fat, but I'm not being critical. I would be a pretty big hypocrite to criticize a hefty person (I am, by no means, small).

I posted to comment about music, and the role image plays. I can expand on that thought if you would like. Just let me know.

To answer your question, though, yes, I do think I'm pretty attractive.

Anonymous said...

diff from diff anon....yeah you're pretty attractive..you have good eyes and height..oh yeah and really nicely styled hair..that puts you quite a few rungs above a fat slobby person with bad hygiene...I'm not trying to kiss ass, just making a complimentary observation.

Mi Thoughts said...

Thanks for the complimentary observation!

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