Like so:
When I see an attractive woman carrying her baby, I instinctively imagine what her face must have looked like while giving birth. The result is always the same; the gorgeous face becomes contorted, and gross. My mind is smearing mud on everything that's beautiful.
This means something, but hell if I know. I'm a communication major, which means I was taught to ace Scantron tests, and say "hello" passive aggressively.


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It means you find attractive women intimidating and out of your league so you like to knock them down a few notches by imagining them with less-than attractive facial expressions so that they seem more to your level and approachable.
My level? That's a little offensive. Well, actually....now that I think about it...very offensive.
im just analyzing your psychosis not the factual elements of your thoughts.
*different anon*....you are the one making comments about fat singers and such.... like do you think you are super crazy hot or something?
Dear Diff Anon...you need to reread my post. I never once commented about how physically attractive the singer was. Yes, she's fat, but I'm not being critical. I would be a pretty big hypocrite to criticize a hefty person (I am, by no means, small).
I posted to comment about music, and the role image plays. I can expand on that thought if you would like. Just let me know.
To answer your question, though, yes, I do think I'm pretty attractive.
diff from diff anon....yeah you're pretty attractive..you have good eyes and height..oh yeah and really nicely styled hair..that puts you quite a few rungs above a fat slobby person with bad hygiene...I'm not trying to kiss ass, just making a complimentary observation.
Thanks for the complimentary observation!
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