
The Israeli-Palestinian War has gone on long enough! It's a tragedy! People are dying! And, my television shows are occasionally preempted for peace talk coverage! I won't have it! I'm throwing my hat into the ring! Right now! Here! !!
The warring sides should be forbidden anymore children, EXCEPT if they agree to in vetro fertilization. The intro babies will be either Palestinian or Israeli, but the parents will not be told. Is it their baby or their enemies? They'll never know!
Bam! You got yourself some peace. Neither side is going to launch a missile at potential offspring. Finally, babies will contribute something. Reproduction for peace!
Problem solved. Now, I'm getting back to my TV show.


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