
I'm susceptible to addiction, and as dependency goes, I hope I get addicted to eating endangered species.
While drugs, food, and even sex can be easily acquired to feed an addiction, it's hard to find delicious sea otter meat. Assuming you can find a supply of endangered sea otter, it's a dwindling supply, and when that otter tap runs dry it's gone! Really gone! Never-coming-back-ever gonezees!
After a little withdrawal, because you have no other choice, you'll have beaten your addiction and be good as new!
My suggestion: if you're going to get addicted to something, go for the dying species.


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