You assumed I was flirting, and just brushed me off. Rest assured, you're ugly, and I would rather pour hot bleach in my eye then hook up with you. Saying, "hello," is not a pickup line, it is a greeting. Now, everyone around me thinks I am a dog chaser. Thanks.
PS: Names have been erased to protect the guilty. Even they deserve privacy; the privacy to live our their/they're/their unattractive lives anonymously.
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Ouch.
If you didn't see me this morning you can safely assume it was not you :).
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