While driving to work today I spotted the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile in the distance. It was six blocks away, but it still caught my eye; it's a drab winter day, so a streak of yellow speeding down the street stands out; then again, a wiener traveling at 45mph always stands out. I only saw it for a second before it shot down an adjacent street.
I sped up to catch it. Yeah, that's right, I was chasing the OMWM, I'm not ashamed to admit it (maybe a little ashamed.). As I turned onto the street, it was gone! The wiener mobile vanished! It was there a few seconds ago, I saw the yellow and the brown and the windows, and now? Nothing. Did I imagine it? Was the wiener really there? Would the wiener mobile really come to Sacramento? Do I just really like writing the word 'wiener'?
Serious questions indeed!
As I drove the rest of the way to work, I felt a little like Ahab in Moby Dick... chasing my white wiener whale.
3 comments:
And I thought I had food problems.
Would you include getting hit by the OMWM as a good way to go? Along the lines of passing in your sleep? Aside - sounds like you're have some Anon problems - are you really in control here?
I think passing in my sleep tops the list of "ways to go." I agree, the Anons are running lose, but I don't mind. Hell, it proves people read this thing. Well, maybe just a handful read it.
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