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Jan 15, 2009

Slacker

I spent a good part of Wednesday afternoon trying to remember if I ate lunch. I clearly remembered microwaving a Lean Cuisine Chicken Club Panini (fantastic by the way), but no memory of eating. I eventually concluded, if I heated then I eated (I know, I know. “Eated” is not a word, but for the sake of rhyming it will be.).

That being said, I just found this in the microwave:

I forgot my panini in the microwave yesterday.
I forgot to eat.
I forgot to eat!?
How early can Alzheimers set in?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This lends really well to a new word I leanred today. Kitchenheimer's - when you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there. I imagine you spinning in circles wondering where your panini went.

Mi Thoughts said...

I was doing kitchenheimers for awhile. And then I yelled at some kids to get off my lawn

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