The Matrix

Please, do me a favor and watch Chris Brown's music video, Run It!, and listen to the lyrics from 1:25 - 1:31:


Out of curiosity, I looked up the lyrics. I was shocked. He sings:

You’ll see girl I can set you off
Don’t believe my age is gonna slow us down.

Well, this is awkward. I was convinced Brown sings:

You’ll see girl I can set you off
Normally my AIDS gonna slow us down.

Huh. I guess Chris doesn’t have AIDS.

Twenty-one hours into 2009 and I’m already smarter.