Jan 17, 2009

Breaking Away

Warm toilet seats are awful. You know why? It's a reminder someone was just there.

That's disgusting.

I want to enter a bathroom with the delusion no one has ever visited....ever. I'm like an archeologist, I like going places no one's been. I'm conscious of this on an unconscious level. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Could it? Hmmm....probably not. Regardless, I hate heat.

Here's a freebie: they have colored seats, and animated seats, and heated seats, but what about a cold seat? Chill that thing! Make that commode feel like an untouched relic. I'd buy one.


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