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Dec 7, 2008

Sly

I just walked out of Big Spoon with the biggest container of ice cream they offer. I plan to spend the afternoon catching up on Dexter and eating ice cream.

Seconds ago, however, I froze when the cashier asked if I wanted extra spoons. Honestly, no, I don't need extra spoons; I am going to kill this entire thing in one sitting. I realized what a fat ass this would make me look like, so I mumbled, "yes." When I hesitated, I think she knew this ice cream was a solo project, but she bagged it without a hint of judgement on her face.

That was sweet of her.

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

My good friend Paul: Never be ashamed of downing ice cream. She was probably thinking, "I also eat this much in one sitting- you're dreamy!!! You must be my yogurt soul-mate!"

:) I for one am working on a law that would make a SEPARATE food group for fro yo and Ice Cream. Seriously- it should be against the law NOT to consume!

MissModern said...

i do the same thing with my pumpkin pie icecream from coldstone, but i'm torn... be cause it's cold outside... and i don't want to be cold inside too...

i wish they had it in summer, because then i could have a frozen version of pumpkin pie (my favorite thing ever) to eat in July instead of December...

I don't eat mine all in one sitting, but I do eat it all by myself.

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