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Listerine should really market towards the lazy man demographic. I have been out of toothpaste for a couple days, and Listerine has masked all traces of mouth unkemptness. Shift your focus Listerine; a product for the slovenly on the go.

7 comments:

court*knee said...

i'm slightly bothered by this. scratch that...not slightly...very.

Jason said...

In all fairness to Paul, when I worked with severely handicapped men and women, we used to brush their teeth with Listerine. It is completely hygienic. Of course this only counts as long as Paul is also brushing his teeth after using the Listerine, since it loosens the plaque up, and follows it with another rinsing of Listerine. Otherwise, you are completely sick my friend Paul.

Mi Thoughts said...

Yah....sure.....um....I brushed with Listerine too...

Jason said...

You kiss your mom with that mouth? You are the worst germaphobe ever. Whatever happened to...Do unto to others as you would have them do unto you?

Mi Thoughts said...

Who am I doing unto in this scenario?

Jason said...
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Jason said...

Your Mother, Sister or anyone else you might kiss. From now on when we improv I will be bring toothpaste, make sure you bring your brush. I would hate to be forced into kissing you with an unbrushed mouth...double eww on that.

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