(In order to understand the following post, you must know I "take care" of the vending machine at the company for which I work. It's marginally profitable, but I do it primarily as a favor.)
I found the following post it note on my monitor this morning:
I left a dime, and an apology on his desk:
However, in my bid to become the most passive agressive person ever, I also left these notes:
Stop there? Nah. I'm going for presentation points too.
6 comments:
This is wonderful.. and something I would totally do.
you son of a bitch... you fucking cross the street.
I can't help it if they follow me across the street. I'm out!
It's a little sad that some people have to hide their faces and post as anonymous.
Vending machines are the yin and yang of all existence. So convenient, yet so fraught with peril. Stealing money, expired food and the occasional moron who doesn't know how to use them.
Otherwise, I have no words.
this one had me crying in laughter
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