Subbin' Perk (as if the income weren't perk enough)

Many students today are computer savvy hackers, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Last Wednesdays' students knew how to manipulate the classroom computers, network them, and create a LAN game of Counter-Strike. The speed with which they bypassed the computers safeguards was staggering. But rest assured, I insisted they turn off Counter-Strike, "school is no place for gaming!"...at least until lunch.

What did you do for lunch? I returned fire from attacking students who wished to shotgun me in the face. Thankfully, with a scope I was able to drop a couple of them. Sadly, however, the majority of the time they whooped my ass. One of my students was ranked 4th in the world, and he played like it. I admitted I was no competition, bowed out of the match, and spent the remaining break watching students digitally destroy one other. What a job!