High Tension Movie Seating Situations....Can Be Avoided

When attending the theatre with four, and they all have to go to the bathroom before the show, leaving you to do some serious seat saving, here’s an idea. Sit in sat 2, and save seat 1,3,4. The inexperienced seat saver may try sitting in seat 1, restricting access to 2,3,4 from seat scavengers. While 2,3,4 may seem sound, it’s the siren's song you must disregarded.

Consider the 1,3,4 plan. Rarely is a theatre patron alone so seat 1 does not require vigilant protection. With seat 1 safe, all you need to do is deny nearing couples from seats 3, and 4. That should be easy enough. With a 2, 3, 4 arrangement prepare for theatre seating war. You’ll be fending off encroaching parties of two and three. My god, have you ever dealt with that kind of stress? It’s nearly unbearable. That’s more stress then I need in life, and probably more then you need too.

Now, with movie theatre stratagem you can sleep well. I just regret that I can’t save everyone. Somewhere out there someone is inadequately prepared to enter a stressful seat saving situation. Those poor bastards.