Nosebleeds, Transfusions, and Solutions

I’ve been thinkin’….about my grandma. She has these terrible nosebleeds that leave her exhausted. I know! It’s an awful situation. After these massive nosebleeds, she rushes to the hospital and suffers through blood transfusions. It’s a vicious cycle – nosebleed, transfusion, nosebleed, transfusion – and all I can do is sit on the sidelines, hoping her health improves.
So, where as all this ponderin’ about my Grandma’s situation got me? It’s gotten me to ask the big question:

Is shooting up with blood possible?

Go with me on this. Junkies shoot up to get high, what about older folks? If they’re fixin’ for a hit, can they find that vein, tie off, and feel rejuvenated as premium O blood rushes through their arteries? Why force a weak patient into a hospital, when all the technology they need is at home. Provide some clean needles, and syringes, and their ya go. Allow people to become their own savior. Sure, if the patient wants the comfort of a hospital, give it to ‘em, but if they’d prefer getting loaded at home on new blood, allow them the opportunity.
Think about it! Across the nation, junkies could be put to work, teachin’ grandpa and grandma the finer points of shooting. Addicts could take the streets (which is convieniet, because many of them live on the streets), and help thy elderly neighbor. Suddenly, the addicts only thought, “tap to find the vein,” will become sage advice. While nosebleeds never be pleasent,

If shooting up with blood were possible, nosebleeds may not seem quite so daunting. Nosebleeds will always be miserable, but now, manageable.